Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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