problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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