I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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