At least make sure they are 18
Why
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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