So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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