Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
BRING THE BAGELS
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
