I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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