I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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