But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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