i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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