its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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