Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
