im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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