His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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