Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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