He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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