id be glad to
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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