the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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