if i died would you start the facebook group?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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