Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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