Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
