no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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