I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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