What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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