Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You are a genius and a whore.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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