I saw his package. It spoke to me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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