nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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