so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
