Where is the hickey?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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