Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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