You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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