what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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