he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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