When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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