epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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