Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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