can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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