Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Randomize
