I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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