I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
