Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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