i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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