i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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