last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
