I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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