U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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