You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
