How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
