just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Randomize
