Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Let's get the cat blown out
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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