which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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