@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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