I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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