Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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